The Perfect Nut is the first album by Fried Rice, originally released on January 29, 2017.

Lore

A handful of tracks on the album loosely connect to the lore of Where There's Smoke.

"Ode to Joe" is a second-person story in which Joe Papermaker, the king of Etowana, fills the listener's anus with peppermint Joe-Yo on Christmas Eve. The song then transitions into a distorted rap about the singer's sexual attraction toward Joe Papermaker and his ubiquity.

"The Perfect Nut", the title track, devolves into a ballad in which Jesse Papermaker sings about his desire to acquire a perfect orgasm.

Tracklist

  1. Ode to Joe
  2. Memes (feat. Dave Dog)
  3. Wii Sports
  4. I Play Minecraft (feat. Dave Dog)
  5. Foam
  6. Where Are My Eyebrows
  7. Hentai
  8. Hey Ho (feat. Dave Dog)
  9. Skrrt Skrrt My Dick Hurt (feat. DJFruitloops)
  10. The Perfect Nut (feat. DJFruitloops & Dave Dog)
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